Damon Salvadore's Top 10 Sarcastically Funny TV Lines

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1. "I live in the real world where vampires don't burn in the sun."

2. "What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward is so whipped!"

3. "Some girls can't resist my good looks, my style, my charm, and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift."

4. "Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever."

5. "If I have to hear doppelgänger one more time, I'm going to have to learn how to spell it."

6. "Whenever you go too far, I will be there to pull you back. Every second. Every day. Until you don't need me."

7. "I'm not a hero, Elena. I don't do good. It's not in my nature."

8. "You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger."

9. "I don't deserve you, but my brother does."

10. "I can't be what other people want me to be. What she wants me to be."